- I consumed 1,600 calories at McDonald's today. It wasn't hard, and I'll probably do it again.
- I'm scared pantsless to move to Kirksville, Missouri.
- I was born during the disco era and proud of it.
- I married someone who despises me and my jokes.
- Who came up with the arbitrary rule of six? You get four and like it!
1 comment:
I WANT six! I am the master and everyone does what I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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