Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Venna's 6 Habits


Cruz tagged Venna! For being only 3 years old she has a whole lot of habits:

  1. My mom asked Venna what bugged her and she said, "My dad, when he snores. Jonah, when he cries. Caleb. Skylar. Ethan. Oh, I forgot Benjamin!" Do you see a common thread between all these people? Yep, all boys! She said girls don't bug her.
  2. Venna is never just Venna. She dresses up and acts like other people all day long. Cinderella, Kayt, Simba, Jasmine, Angelina Ballerina, Penny (from The Rescuers), Annie (from Little Einsteins), the list goes on...
  3. Venna has no problem talking to strangers. To everyone she meets- "Do you want to play with me?" Woman at the grocery store- "Did you get married and then have that baby?" At any one's house- "Do you have a treat I can have?" Workers at Costco- "So, how's your mom?" Well endowed women- "Are those your roobs (boobs)?"
  4. Venna could make a living hunting down candy. She must have an innate ability to smell it out, because she knows exactly what is candy and what actually has nutritional value.
  5. I don't think Venna has ever fallen asleep watching a movie. Not only does she watch the entire movie, but she also memorizes it. Then she tortures me with her new scripts, and makes me have conversations with her like we're characters in the movie.
  6. Venna still holds the tags of blankets (or stickers) to her face and sucks her thumb. She'll probably be 17 by the time this habit is broken.

2 comments:

Jessica said...

Oh my gosh! Does she really ask people if they had that baby after they were married??? I would never stop laughing. I want to come hang out with Venna! Where do you live? I will be in Utah for a week in June and I want to see you and Jill!

Liesl said...

Just keep telling her boys are bad!!